The girl who had been unmarried since years suddenly becomes an air hostess after applying a fairness cream for few weeks.
The boy who had been unemployed since a long time becomes the CEO of a company after drinking mass gainer.
The moment a woman's hair shines, her husband gets flattered.
To be called a man, you should not have an inflated tummy.
You know your children will stay dumb if they will not add the chocolate powder in their milk.
To graduate from a foreign university, you need to be tall.
Struggling to concentrate for an examination? Wear costly socks.
You do not need a bulletproof jacket to protect yourself, but do not forget to wear a banyan.
If you are not getting the love of your life, wear a branded underwear.
Do not roam the streets after having applied a good deodorant; you can be behind the bars for creating accidents on the roads.
To sell well, you just have to do two things:
1. Make people feel worthless.
2. Make a fool out of them.
