Dear Girlfriend Of My Best Friend,

Dear Girlfriend Of My Best Friend,

The idiot has finally got someone.The endless search on tinder and blocked friend requests has finally paid back.The very first thing i want to ask is that were you sober when you nodded at his proposal?

It was a horrible attempt like Leonardo Di Caprio .It's a big torture-seeing him rehearsing the lines he couldn't utter.Yes, i couldn't figure from where had he spoken those things,but i know that were goddamn truths.

The last time i heard that voice when we watched The Fault In Our Stars .Before everything,i'd like to tell you those things which he hasn't told you because he himself is unaware of them.

When you see him as a big jerk and careless dude, please hold him until he stops uttering all those things he doesn't have an idea of.I fear that idiot would keep everything to him and spend extra time in the loo to cry.He won't let you know when he wants you the most, please learn to identify his hints.Even though there's less brain in that head, but there's a hell lot of care in that heart- and that makes him a less of an asshole.

He might wear some cheap clothes in the parties and embarrass you afront your friends,(I too can't help hat), but before getting mad at him for it,you should know that the idiot spends most of his salary to his home.That extraordinary human misses his sister too much.

Please don't ask the price of things he gifts you, I repeat, please- he's way too emotional when it comes to exchanging gifts, no matter big or small.

I'd like to end this letter with a confession and it's this: we men are hardly insecure when it comes to sharing their brother cum best friends, but it can be conveyed with an Advice.Never ask who he would choose between you and me, that idiot would say my name and even I tell him not to.

I cannot help that too(Yes, I'm selfishly proud for that), but you should know we've been together in our ups and downs and he's grateful for that.You should be proud of him.Good luck

@nomeee